My Five Minutes Given

I am using these next five minutes of my life to hopefully get a point into someones head. Please forgive my temper.

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WHAT ARE YOU FRIGGEN THINKING???


What, in the name of sweet, SWEET SANITY, were you people thinking when you decide to speak aloud of PIPA, SOPA, and ACTA? 


ARE YOU NUTS? 


This effects you people too! 


BUT IT EFFECTS US MORE.


Yes. Us. The people. The people who got you IN THE POSITIONS YOU'RE IN TODAY, FRIGGEN GOVERNMENT!!!!!!!!!! SHOW A LITTLE COMPASION TO HUMANITY! YOU'RE GOING TO KILL THE INTERNET! DO THAT AND MIR MAY JUST DO THE SAME TO ALL THAT'S DEAR TO YOU, LEAVING YOU WALLOWING IN YOUR TEARS!!!!!!! 


WE CAN BRING YOU DOWN.


KEEP THAT IN MIND.


So what? I'm just some kid from Ohio. I could start by saying that there's a cop and a lawyer in my family...and I could reach you from there, because I'm an evil little genious. Yes, yes I am.


I'M COMING FOR YOU. AND YOUR LITTLE CREEPY DOCUMENTS, TOO.


What, are you just going to do this and hope that we'll be quiet? That because some people have no idea this is going on in the first place, they'll shut up? 


NO. BECAUSE THEY WEREN'T WARNED, THEY'RE GOING TO COME FOR YOU.  


THEY'LL BE ANGRY.


...Five minutes are up. And my pancakes are ready.

YOU'VE BEEN WANRED!!!

Mar Fact Of The Day #4

When I think of story instances or talk to my self or say anything at all in my head, I pronounce "know" with the k.

(Kuh-nowe)

Bonus: I just realized this 3 minutes and 23 seconds ago.

Mar Fact Of The Day #3

*giggles*

This appeared on my computer screen today.

Mar Fact Of The Day #2

I'm allergic to tomatoes.

But I love making friends with them~

Mar Fact Of The Day #1

If you grab my foot (stroke it, grab it, squeeze it, touche it basically) my foot will shoot out. It's a reflex movement. You WILL be kicked in the face.

You have been warned.

Same goes with my other foot.

Christmas

Well, Merry Christmas Everyone! Hope everyone got TONS of presents!

Me?

Aw, y'know, the usual. Got over $30's worth in books, gum, candy, we got my dad a little cricket, shoes, a bracelet, fractured by toe, ate cinnamon rolls.

Huh? The second to last one? Well, yes, I fractured my toe. But no need to worry! I just stubbed it badly, if you look at it from a certain angle (and I mean certain angle. It's turning black and blue). Soooo, yeah.

Book List! Duh duh duuuuh!

is just picking up the first books I see, really...

Book Title
Author
Mar's Opinion

Hyperspace: A scientific Odyssey Through Parallel Universes, Time Warps, And The 10th Dimension
By Michio Kaku
(Woo! It'll hold me off until we start learning physics!!!)

Miss Peregrines Home For Peculiar Children
By Ransom Riggs
(A ghostly mystery- that comes with peculiar pictures)

Wreck This Jouranl
By Keri Smith
(YES! WRECK IIIITTT! WRECK IIITTTTT!)

The Wee Free Men
By Terry Pratchett
(FRYING PAN POWAAAAAH!)

Wintersmith
By Terry Pratchett
(The only mildly annoying this is that it was printed in tiny book fashion)

A Hat Full Of Sky
By Terry Pratchett
(Yes! Yes yes yes!)

I Shall Wear Midnight
By Terry Pratchett
(Notice that there are little blue smirfs on all the covers...)

Leviathan
By Scott Westerfield
(Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeee giant whales!)

Behemoth
By Scott Westerfield
(Yes! Bovril!)

Goliath
By Scott Westerfield
(Now I can re-read the whole series!)

Now Saving the Best For Last...


Shakugan no Shana The Light Novel: Fight Day!
By Yashichiro Takahashi
illustrations by Noizi Ito
(WOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! It's the second (or the third, not sure) but WHO CARES?! I DONT! AT LEAST I GOT ONE! YES! YES YES YES!)


Other items including Vera Bradley, A Sagittarius-Themed Bracelet, Gum, White High-Top Converse, A wall charger for my ipod, Sketchbooks, and graphic pencils!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!


And Happy Chanukah! 


And Whatever other holidays you may celebrate!

Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE I'M OBSESSED!

With him-

I LOVE YOU EDWARD ELRIIIICCCC! BEANSPROUT CHILD!!!!!
*smack*
OW!

Al! I love that Panda too!

Roy is, like, my favorite character~

This Alchemy is my favorite~ GOOOO FIRE!

And this pie.

And Winry's way with fighting with a locks~

DUDE. THALIA. I WANT A POCKET WATCH TOO!!!!


I will be...the...the...COMBUSTION ALCHEMIST!

...Yes. Maybe. But I like fire. Fiiiirrrreeeeee....

Dude, I'm turning into Shana. Oh! And I want Alastor's necklace!

Now, just reminding everyone, buuut...

MY BIRTHDAY IS DECEMBER 13TH. TOMORROW. YES. I WILL BE ONE YEAR OLDER around like...5:24 in the afternoon. 


And no one forget JimmyBelle's birthday too! She was born the same day at 7-ish! 


Everyone, get Mar these!

Y'know. Just as a hint....

I've wanted this necklace for two years. It'll be two years now. (Or, ah, maybe just one...I'M NOT GOOD WITH NUMBERS! DON'T JUDGE ME!)

End Weird Rant-Thing.