What Superpower Would You Have?

"The League Of Extraordinary Bloggers."

Like the name? Yes, I do too. I had something like it in my mind since the superhero blog post, but then I googled the thing, and came up with the movie "The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen" and I was all WHATTHEFLIPTHATISAWESOME.

Aaaanyway. That may be just me. I haven't even seen it (yet).

Then I walked downstairs, clutching my grey shirts that needed to be washed, I walked past the open screen door. A big gust of wind blew the curtains back, and I was hit with the smell of boiled eggs from the kitchen, and I was hit with with a massive burst of inspiration.

XD

But I'm in a mood for monologuing, so just bear with me for a few more sentences.

For about a month I've been mulling over the whole "perfect bio-weapon" deal. Marvel has a bunch of characters like that. Super soldiers, Weapon X, yada yada yada. But what DOES make a perfect weapon? I've never really come to a conclusion with that. And while I was looking at old ipod notes, I came across something labeled "Files."

Hmm, whatever could this ever ominous "files" be? You'll never know. But I do. Mwaha.

Still thinking about the whole "perfect weapon" thing, I wondered-- "What about a perfect TEAM?"

And that's where you people come in.

This is going to be like the superhero blog post somewhere below this one. But you guys don't need to find a superhero that already exists and have their powers.

You can find your own powers.

Mix and match, powerful or not. Weapon or hand to hand. Physical super-powered appearance or hidden. I'll even let you guys decide on a costume, if you want to.

Maybe this sort-of came from the superhero genre study in school, and how I want to re-do mine, or whatever, or I sort-of want to keep making them, and one day sell them to Marvel for my own profit (Mwaha), or whatever. But like I said before. Comic books are a freak show. You can SMELL the crazy over there.

Here's a guide to get you guys started:

Superhero Name: Think of something snappy. It could be your blogger name, if it's abbreviated or something like that, or it could be something you think goes well with the powers or stuff. Go nuts. Be creative and all that jazz. Play with names from other comic universes, as well.

Age: Name self explanatory. Make it in the teens, however. Oldest to be accepted is 18. Youngest 12.

Characteristics (While powers are activated, if they are):

Height- Anything you want. Tiny, or giant, or medium. Put height if they can shrink or grow or stretch or something, as well.

Weight- Keep in mind the same thing as stated above.

Eye Color- Whatever it is when powers are active. Do they glow? Are they a weird color?

Hair- How is it styled? Is it up, or down? Are they bald? Or is it a buzz cut? And what color, as well?

Body Build- When their powers are activated are they all muscular? Or is it the exact opposite? Or do they stay the same?

Personality- Are they the same, or are they like the Hulk and go all SMAAAASH and all that?

Costume: Try and have the costume relate to their powers. Use colors associated with their powers and such. Spandex? Unitard? Cape? Cool coat? Vest? Light body armor? And please, have them be practical. (Basically, for the girls, no skirts. Please. I will not have this turned into a sparkly magical desu thing) (I just laughed hysterically at my own plead).

Powers: Go nuts. Mix and match. Be creative! Nothing more I can say here, other then remember- this is not SP. Widen your miiiiinds, yo. Go psychedelic and.... stuff. I dunno.

Weapons: A bow and arrows? A bo staff? A snazzy gun? A chainsaw of doom? Laser lipstick? A boomerang? A flamethrower? A taser? Or do you not want any weapons, and just want to use your mad skills of hand to hand combat? Speaking of which...

Skills: Can they fly a plane? Are they a wrestling master? A master sniper? A master arsonist? Can they speak multiple languages? Or do they stumble around with mad luck skills?

Source Of Powers: Now might be a good time to look back into your memory about any superhero thing you've ever viewed. Mad scientist? Alien? Were they born with it? Was it science gone wrong? But many details, while you're at it. Remember, this is all going towards a story. Don't be afraid to make it dark or just plain ironic. But if you're making it ironic, please state as so.

Weaknesses: I will not have any mary-sues or gray-stus, ehem ehem! Everyone has a weakness. So what if it's you can't fly? What if you can't swim? Have a fear of heights? Act on impulse? Or do you have extensive money shortages? Does the public think you're a monster? Are you a wanted man in multiple countries for attempted murder? Maybe you-- gasp-- don't like to fight? Maybe you're deathly afraid of the other gender? Maybe you absolutely hate authority? I can go on all day, dude.

Villains: If you want to pick a fight with any villains or characters already in the Marvel world, now would be the time to raise your hand. Not mandatory. 

Motivation: Is their any particular reason you want to fight crime? Did someone kill your parents? A good friend? Maybe you want revenge on mad scientists? Maybe you're destined for darkness, but you want to try and be as good as you can? Or maybe you're just a witty anti-hero.

Principal/Goal: What is your dream in life? Avenge your parents? Find the lost gem of your family heritage that was stolen long ago? Not much I can help you with on this one. If you don't really have one, that's okay as well.

Secret Identity/Alias/Normal name: Nothing too wonky if they're not an alien. So basically, your SP name. And if you SP name is really random, tone it down a bit.

Characteristics (When not powered up. If powers don't change appearance, don't do this):

Height-

Weight-

Eye Color-

Hair-

Personality-

Occupation: Student, or are you old enough to have another job?

Other- Mreeeeehhhhhhh I don't know what to put heeeeere~

Anyway. If you guys could fill that out and put it in the comments, that's awesome. :D

NOTES:

• I'm still using the Elysium Asylum, Hellboy. XD
• We'll all still be in Europe. I'm debating on Ireland or England. Or Wales! OOOOH maybe Wales. >:3
• I'll be open to new blogger entry things for about a week or so. In that week you're free to mull over your superpower. As last time, this will be YOU, not OC. Next Sunday/Monday, I'll make another post showing all of the chosen superheroes, and more background in the story.
• BE CREATIVE~!
  
  
  Now to get you to comment- 
  
  

  

  MWAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  
  

EDIT: Even though this isn't the latest superhero post, still put any new bios at the bottom here. Even if it doesn't look like it, I still get the comments.

LUNATIC!!!!!

So, I was sitting in my room. On my bed. In front of the laptop.

When all of the sudden something bashed into my window, right besides me.

"AH!!! WHAT THE... WHAT?!" I jumped a foot. I leaned over to look...

...and a squirrel was there, fallen onto the roof... after having just smashed into my window, and nearly giving me a heart attack. I wouldn't have questioned a bird, but REALLY?!?! A SQUIRREL?!

I started screaming at it.

"WHAT THE HELL!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!! LUNATIC!!!!!!!!!!!"

And then I opened blogger and proceeded to write this post.

"GO SMASH INTO OTHER WINDOWS, FREAK!!!!"

EDIT: I just noticed that for this year, every month their have only been three blog posts. What's up with that?

(READ THIS) Calling People Who Want To Be My Friend!

EDIT BEFORE POST: YES! YES! SWEET, SWEET CONNECTION! YEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!! And... I have god knows how many posts to look at. And DEREK POSTED THE COVER OF KINGDOM OF THE WICKED?!?!?! My life it too cruel. Posting now.

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(WRITTEN LAST THURSDAY)

Against contrary belief, I am amazingly BORED.

Because our internet is out. As well as our phone. And the garage door's a little funky. It has been out since last Sunday, right after my dad left for work for a freaking WEEK. This was SO planned. I swear to god. I'm gonna find D and hit him until he can't ever see out of his left eye again.

When this was typed, I'm typing it in a Untitled OpenOffice file. Because I don't feel like writing more of the Exploded Files (And Avengers fanfiction I'm writing, starring us from Ohio), I'm writing this.

Because I'm just a Mar that has nothing better to do.

(Reference from a popular book idea of my cousins, 'The Chronicles Of A Guy That Has Nothing Better To Do')

See, some funky thing happened when we (The Orchestra) was going to practice for our concert tonight (Thursday). The teachers was explaining to us what we were going to do once we went onto the stage. We were out by the front door. And I hear a weird... thumping. Flapping. Thudding. Whatever it's called. It was a helicopters rotors, m'kay?

I start looking around to see where the helicopter is, because we don't normally get helicopters around here, as far as I know. They stick closer to the city, and on the lake. But low and behold, there was not one, but two (Possibly three) big helicopters that were the cool government military model whatever. Y'know, the ones with two rotors, and they're big and wide and stuff. I nudged Mir to point (She nearly jumped out of her skin, by the way), and we started theorizing when we were inside what it could have been. First it was the government. Then it was D looking for us using a government helicopter. THEN it was a S.H.I.E.L.D. helicopter being all official and stuff.

You know, SHIELD, from Marvel? The comics? And most recently the awesomest movie EVER, the Avengers? Have you guys seen it?

(If you haven't, then what the hell are you doing here?! Go! Go! Nous allons au cinema (French from memory, pardon if error)! It's the best movie EVER, and you neeeeeeed to see it! It has explosions, sweet humor, angst, big flying whales, Norse gods, mystery, floating bases, and Hulk scaring the hell out of some pigeons! MWAHA!)

Now, that got me thinking (We're back to the SHIELD helicopter, remember). Cosplayers are cool. If they're good, it looks like they're the actual character. But what if you put on, say, a costume of a superhero...

...you got their powers? That question gave me a sweet storyline.

Now, that is where YOU GUYS come in. I need YOU guys to go look at the worldwide internet, and YOU need to pick a superhero who's powers you would want. It HAS to be in the Marvel universe, though. Not DC. Marvel. Because Marvel has the Avengers, and they're going to come in at some point. And the Avengers are COOL. 'Nuff said.

Pick a superhero for their powers, if you like and/or are okay with their costume (They will be altered, for you), if you like their weapons, whatever. Maybe you like what motive they use for their powers, and you want to be like them. Whatever ya want.

Once you've found the superhero, put their name in a comment in the comment section, with any requests you want. This is YOU being the superhero, not OC. You guys. This is you with someones superpowers. I'm giving a bunch of teenagers the choice to pick powers that could be used to blow up the earth. Think about it. It'll give you nightmares, man...

If you don't know much on superheroes, don't worry. I'm sure we could find something. If you don't want to be a superhero, if you want to be a super villain, say that in the comments. But I'm not taking many super villains, so be prepared for me to say no (But I might say yes, if I can fit it into the current plot). If you don't want to be anything, shame on you (You know who you are, ding-bat). If you're not sure, there's something out there. It doesn't have to be famous or anything. It could be discreet. You don't have to be the same gender, that doesn't matter. You don't have to have anything in common with them besides you want their superpowers.

(By the way, because these are comics, and comics of the superhero genre tend to have god knows how many clones, just put the person and their clone, if they have the same power)

For people who aren't sure, I may edit this post and put a list or something of possible people. And as superheroes are chosen, I'll make a list of ones who are chosen. I'd like to stick with people not having the same superhero.

(But the thing that REALLY bugs me, if that I won't be able to post this until tomorrow, or possibly saturday. Until my dad gets back. I wanna start writing already... nyaaaaa)

Any other questions, ask me in the comments. Even if you don't want to, just put it in the comments.

EXTRA THINGS I CAN'T SEEM TO FIT INTO PARAGRAPH FORM AND/OR HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT LATER:

• Hey Hellboy! Can I use Elysium Asylum as a superhero base? Yes? No? I promise no one will explode it!
• No Hulk for now. Cuz I think I may have Banner play a large-ish part in it. Or maybe. There will be interaction. 
• No Hawkeye, now that I think about it. I want you guys to choose people with physical powers. Hawkeye may be awesome, but he doesn't have powers.
• I am going to be writing a story with this. Because I want to, and I need to do something when I'm bored. And what better world to research then one of the comics? Face it, it's a freaking freak show. You can smell the crazy over there.
• If you pick a particular person, you would be their skills as well. Like, say they could drive a aircraft carrier or something. You can now drive an aircraft carrier. Or if they were a spy. You are now a spy.

TAKEN:

Iron Man: By The Thalia

Doctor Strange: By The Mir
X-23: By The Mar
Deadpool: By The Hellboy
Icarus: By The Aquila
Daredevil: By The Skyril
Elektra: By The Kallista

BASIC STORY PLOT FOR REFERENCE:

One day, a group of superheroes was seen taking on a large, confirmed Sentinel robot in the city of London, England. They took him down with combined strengths, before the government or any other superheroes needed to be called in. All could be vaguely recognized from other sightings previous, however... there's a large detail that caught the agency SHIELD's attention. All superheroes sighted in London... were accounted for in other places of the world.

Why? No one knows for sure. The London fighters fled the scene as fast as possible, and discretely small sightings have been reported since. Either someone cloned a ton of superheroes without their knowledge, or some people got some crazy idea in their head that they could dress up like superheros and fight like they did. The second idea might have been believable, except these people had the powers of the superheroes spotted. And they could actually use them. Either way, something's amiss...

Copycatting

So, many of you probably don't know that last... wednesday, I think, my glasses broke right before eighth period. One of the flippy things on the side (Does anyone actually know what they're called?) looked a little funny and out of place, so I... poked it, and it completely fell off.

I had a spaz attack.

But hey, at least now I can get NEW ones. Those glasses were my first ones, purple, and sort-of wrapped around my head, giving my head the impression of a melon at some moments. Not to mention I didn't like them after a year of them, and they were all beat up with scratches right smack dab in the middle of one of the lenses.

So after my mom gets back from walking Twinkie, we're going to get me checked to see in my perscription changed at the store. She tried to get an appointment at the eye doctor, but that's scheduled for a big whopping... June 7th.

T.T

Really? Yes, I know, I thought that too. So we're gonna go to the mall and go to the store there. They have their own guy, apparently.

I'm gonna try and get Doctor glasses. :D Y'know, the ones David Tennant had. And- SHUTTUP!

*violently throws a shoe at the vent*

BLAAAAAH there are birds in my vent. Not as in I'm crazy, but as in there are real birds nesting in my vent in the corner of my room. We think they're starlings.

Baaaaaaaaah it's distracting. I now leave you with a fun Avengers picture. If anyone hasn't seen the movie, I TELL YOU NOW GO AND SEE IT! PHIL ORDERS YOU! TO SIGN HIS CAPTAIN AMERICA CARDS!

(If you don't get that, see the movie and you will~)

(And really, stay until the end of the credits. The second time I saw it, more then half the people left before they saw good scene material)

(I now present Thor flying ridiculously with his hammer as I will now shut up)

Me Without Yoooooouuu

I couldn't go and see the Avengers today. Even though I already saw it, I just... I... I wanna see it again. ;(

When I found out I couldn't go I started listening to this song. Now excuse me for a moment while I bash the keyboard sadly.

NNBNBFGHHJHGFDDFFGGBNNBBHGVFXSSSDDXFVFDFVFVFCFHFHFFFFVVV\

....can someone take me again during this week? Pleeeeease? Anyone? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?

New Blogger

Holy crap I think I love blogger more now, if that's possible.

I was looking at my page views for this blog, and IT BLEW MY MIND. IT FLEW SOMEWHERE ACROSS THE STREET.

I show you my viewers of All Time-

United States: 4,776
United Kingdom: 1,667
Australia: 580
Germany: 314
Canada: 314
Netherlands: 126
Russia: 118
Armenia: 115
Denmark: 90
Philippines: 68

But that's not all! There's more! Those are just of all time! There are some from Brazil, Thailand, Belgium, Spain, Macau (I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE THAT IS!!!), France, and Mexico!

OHMYFREAKINGGOD. MY MIND HAS BLOWN FARTHER NOW. AND I WAS LIKE- ARMENIA? HOW COOL IS THAT! 


._. unID. 


Freaking awesome man. FREAKING. AWESOME. FREAKINGAWESOME!!!

DREAMSTATE MAN

I had a dream with Rin and Yukio in it.

Rin and I were running away from Yukio and Rin's evil half-brother (sort-of). We were doing cool matrix moves, and flips and stuff, and Yukio was destroying stuff in only the hot way he can do, while Rin was trying to protect me in only the completely awesome way he can. XD

And even though Yukio was trying to kill us, I still loved him~ And Rin too~

TOTAL FANGIRL DREAM.