I now have A ego.

I now have a ego.

a big one at that.

Let me explain.

So, on my bus, there is a strange little boy child. He's in the same grade. He gets on my nerves so much, It worries me.

(as for the bus and my nerves in general, I should find a therapist)

So, little squeaky kid (nickname for him) was goofing around. He was listening to his ipod, jumping from seat to seat. He came to sit on the edge of MINE.

I shoved him a bit. He shushed me. So I stared at him with my WTH??!?! face.

Then, I saw a opening.

He was wearing a t-shirt, and his shoulders were kinda open at the top, on his collerbone. like...well, on TOP of his shoulders. If that makes any sense.

And I rememeber what I always do, that I take pride in.

I jabbed my finger in his pressure point.

He fell on the ground, wreathing and squealing.

I was GRINNING. HEH.

He was all like- "Oh my god! It hurts! Oh my god! Was that a preassure point?! Was it?!"

And I was all like- *nods*

and he was all like- "What the heck!"

and the boy across from me was all like- "Wow!" *laughs*

and squeaky kid was all like- "That was the first time anyone has ever preassure-pointed me! And it was done by a GIRL!"

and I was all like thinkin like- "SCORE ONE FOR MAR!"

and now you're all like- "QUIT IT WITH THE AND HE WAS ALL LIKE AND I WAS ALL LIKE!"

yeah.

So, now, I have obtained a huge ego.

Because I am awesome like that.

now, i leave you with this picture.

And now you're all like- "OMG ITS DARQUESSE!"