Once Upon a Time...

Once Upon a Time Mir sat on my stomach. I swear she was crushing my ribcage and lungs. So i made a squeaking noise, and slopped around. Mir got off (THANK YOU MIR!).

I curled up on my side weezing. Thalia asked if i was okay.

I replied by making a rasping noise.

So Ty, being behind me with Ariana/Aria, was like

"Are you okay? Im sorry!"

and continued to say "Im sorry"

I don't know why SHE was saying it.

I turned around and said-

"Ty, YOU'RE TOO NICE!"

And everyone laughed and knew i was okay.

It's funny how the weird things in life seem NORMAL to you...

Seconda Lann

THIS, Is the new Character!

Too many views? Well, I'm not changing it. 

I drew this with pencils, and outlined it with black marker, then used fancy colored pencils to color it, because i don't have those cool copic markers that Thalia has (RAWR!). 

Ah, please take not that the camera on the laptop is like a mirror, so if you use this mage for any fanfic, please take not for reference tat this is all BACKWARDS. 

So think BACKWARDS!

This, is Seconda Lann. She found March, blah blah blah, you'll read about it in the new fanfic. 

But one thing to remember, is that she has more then one secret....

This message has been brought to you by Epic Smiley Co. 

Har De Har Harr! 

A Quick Message from the ipod...

Welp. Im writing this on my ipod.

Woo Hoo~

Anyways, this'll make 43 posts! 43!!

Im am awesome at writing random thoughts on paper, if i do say so myself~

Yeah. Well. I have the next SP FanFiction planned out.

It has to do with March's MOM!

Heh. Well, who want's to be in it? C'mon! This is exclusive! The drawing will only be open until saaaaay...a day?

Cuz i REALLY need to start writin this thing.

Along with Cirque De Birds. And the Write On story. I'm really considering trashing the Elf Girl idea.

Well, thats about it. And pardon any spelling errors in this line, my ipod keeps flashing up to where i cant see what i'm writing. And when i move tit up, it just goes on and zooma back.

As one small girl once said-

"Curse these man made objects!"

That was when i forgot to turn off my ipod alarm at a sleepover. Heh. Oops. Sorry about tat...

Cirque De Birds. Prologue. MR FanFic.

Immagine...You're sitting infront of a high tech computer. You press the start button, booting it. up. The- 

ITEX COMPANIES. 

The Logo of the Company that you work for pops up. The screen switches to something else. 

ENTER PASSWORD. 


You're hesitant, and suddenly random numbers and words pop into your mind. You type them in.

******

You click the enter button. What if it was wrong? Then you'll be caught, and you will be in even more trouble once they realize you aren't supposed to be there.

...PASSWORD ACCEPTED. PLACE DNA SAMPLE IN SCANNER. 

Perfect. You lay you hand on the scanner, waiting for it to identify you.

...DNA IDENTIFIED. 

You know its a risk, but you couldn't resist looking.

LANDY, DEREK. RANK TWO SCIENTIST IN AVIAN-HUMAN UNIT OF THE ITEX INSTITUTE OF NEW YORK, NEW YORK.

You wait for the Main Screen to show up, as it lists the information you DNA gave it.

       MAIN SCREEN.

-AVIAN-HUMANS-

-LUPINE-HYBRIDS-

-BY-HALF PLAN-

-RECOMBINANT DNA THEORY-

-AVIAN-HUMAN-DRAGON-

Click. You Choose the second to last one.

...YOU HAVE CHOSEN RECOMBINANT DNA THEORY. UPLOADING FILES NOW.

Waiting for a moment, you rub your eyes, exhausted. 

THE RECOMBINANT DNA EXPERIMENTS ARE WHEN A YOUNG HUMAN INFANT OF A FEW HOURS OLD IS INFUSED WITH ANIMAL DNA. THIS PROJECT HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR MULTIPLE YEARS, AND A SMALL GROUP HAS MADE IT ON TO CONTINUE LIVING. THE MOST SUCCESSFUL EXPERIMENT WAS THE AVIAN-HUMAN HYBRIDS. 

The recombinant DNA projects are your life now. Especially the different avian-humans. 

...RETURNING TO MAIN SCREEN. 

     MAIN SCREEN.

-AVIAN-HUMANS-

-LUPINE-HYBRIDS-

-BY-HALF PLAN-

-RECOMBINANT DNA THEORY-

-AVIAN-HUMAN-DRAGON-

You couldn't resist (again) clicking the avian-human option, to see if they know anything that you already don't. 

...YOU HAVE CHOSEN AVIAN-HUMAN. UPLOADING FILES NOW. 

THE AVIAN-HUMAN EXPERIMENTS HAVE BEEN THE MOST SUCCESSFUL EXPERIMENT IN ITEX COMPANY, ALSO LIVING THE LONGEST. THE AVIAN-HUMAN EXPERIMENTS ARE 98% HUMAN AND 2% AVIAN, GIVING THEM LARGE WINGS. THE AVIAN-HUMANS BONES ARE LIGHTER, AND THEY HAVE RAZOR-SHARP VISION. THE AVIAN-HUMANS HAVE TWO SMALL AIR SACKS ALONG WITH THEIR LUNGS. THE MOST SUCCESSFUL AVIAN-HUMAN HYBRIDS ARE CURRENTLY ON THE RUN, IN A SMALL FLOCK. THIS FLOCK CONSISTS OF EXPERIMENTS 1 AND 11. THERE ARE MOVES WITH THE AVIAN-HUMANS TO MAKE THEM MORE ADVANCED, AND MOVES ARE BEING MADE FOR TAKING THE HUMAN SPECIMENS FROM AN OLDER AGE. THERE IS WORK ON THIS AT THE NEW YORK, NEW YORK INSTITUTE. 

No. Nothing. Not unless it's all on the higher-ups computers...

...RETURNING TO MAIN SCREEN. 

   MAIN SCREEN.

-AVIAN-HUMANS-

-LUPINE-HYBRIDS-

-BY-HALF PLAN-

-RECOMBINANT DNA THEORY-

-AVIAN-HUMAN-DRAGON-

Now what exactly is so special about the Lupine-Hybrids? Why don't, you figure, and click. 

...YOU HAVE CHOSEN LUPINE-HYBRID. UPLOADING FILES NOW. 

THE LUPIN HYBRIDS ARE THE SECOND MOST SUCCESSFUL EXPERIMENT COMPARED TO THE AVIAN-HUMANS, BEING 96% HUMAN AND 4% LUPINE. THEY ARE ABLE TO CHANGE FORM TO A MORE WOLF-LIKE FORM, AND BACK TO A MORE HUMAN-LIKE FORM. THE LIFE SPAN IS 6-8 YEARS. THE LUPINE HYBRIDS ARE USED BY THE ITEX COMPANY FOR VARIOUS TASKS.

So they only live 6-8 years? You didn't know that. 

...RETURNING TO MAIN SCREEN. 

   MAIN SCREEN.

-AVIAN-HUMANS-

-LUPINE-HYBRIDS-

-BY-HALF PLAN-

-RECOMBINANT DNA THEORY-

-AVIAN-HUMAN-DRAGON-

Wait...what's that? The By-Half plan?

...YOU HAVE CHOSEN THE BY-HALF PLAN. THESE FILES ARE RESTRICTED FROM YOUR RANK OF ORDER AND REQUEST A HIGHER-UPS DNA TO ACCESS. 

You hiss is frustration. It must be on the higher-up's computers. 

...RETURNING TO MAIN SCREEN. 

   MAIN SCREEN.

-AVIAN-HUMANS-

-LUPINE-HYBRIDS-

-BY-HALF PLAN-

-RECOMBINANT DNA THEORY-

-AVIAN-HUMAN-DRAGON-

...YOU HAVE CHOSEN AVIAN-HUMAN-DRAGON HYBRID. UPLOADING FILES NOW. 

One of our favorite Avian-Human breeds. The Dragon.

THE AVIAN-HUMAN-DRAGON HYBRID IS A MIX OF 95% HUMAN, 2% PEREGRINE FALCON, AND 3% SOMETHING IDENTIFIED AS A 'DRAGON'. THERE IS ONLY ONE EXPERIMENT IN THE WORLD OF AVIAN-HUMAN-DRAGON, IN THE NEW YORK, NEW YORK INSTITUTE. MOVES ARE BEING MADE FOR THIS SPECIMEN TO BE EVOLVED SOON.

You freeze, hearing footsteps. Panicky, you click out of the computer. 

...RETURNING TO MAIN SCREEN. 

...LOGGING OFF. 

ITEX COMPANY WISHES YOU A GOOD DAY. 

A lupine hybrid walks around the corner, having heard something. 

"Who's there?" He asked in the dark. 

The seat where you sat is empty, still spinning slightly from when you ran out of it. 

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Alrighty! that was the Prologue! Not everything is going to be like this, but this was purely to give you some information on the subject and to hint about things to come. Like the Avian-Human-Dragon hybrid. Hah. I am going to have FUN! 

Ah, and if this was confusing, I am terribly sorry. Its a computer and such, so the font wont always like this. 

hermmm..ah! Hello!

hmm...well if thats so...ah! Hello! what are you doing here? Reading this? Good answer. Well anyway, i need to make some things known.

First of all, I've been depressed and not motivated enough to write. I wrote several things over spring break, and a majority of them were lost to the bowls of cyberspace.

However, I may be posting some prolouges for the various new stories soon. Like Cirque De Birds.

If anyone wants to be in that- ask now!

Now, where were we...oh yes, evil cyberspace bugs.

Anywho, I need your help with a part of the SP FanFiction. The NEW One. Not the OLD one.

Get these things straight people.

Any ideas? Any at all? ANYTHING? It has to do with a magical egg, i think i already covered that.

Lastly, There is a book report issue.

I want to do the report on a Skulduggery Book. However, Thalia is doing Dark Days, and a few months ago I did something on The Faceless Ones. So, that only leaves Mortal Coil, and i have NO IDEA how i could read THAT HUNK OF A BOOK by Friday.

So who wants be to do the whole series...?

OH YEAH! WAIT!

For the Cirque De Birds, The oldest Kid is 14.

We seem to have a problem.

So, if you're in it, or want to be in it, State your age! it could be your real age, just make it 14 and younger!

March Pathway's Fasions

These...are some things that March would wear~

When it gets too cold for her vest...

White jeans. 

Winter Boots. 

Everyday boots. 

White vest. 

Now, i will put some dress clothes~ 

(highly unlikely, but okay...)

Since she hates long dresses, she likes black and white, and she hates dresses with long sleeves, this seemed ideal...

Mysterious...but you can still recognize her eyes through this. I mean, who else has those crystal clear eyes? They're practically translucent! 

And stunning white boots to finish the outfit!

And now, you may have noticed, that i haven't put any shirts for her. That is because, i have been saving the best for last. I got all these from woot.shirts.com. that, or its just plain old woot.com.

I actually have this shirt in real life...

Pi backwards spells pie! 

Preferred taste? Well, okay then! 

This shirt is for when she knows she's going to fight zombies. Apparently, it really annoys them.

I'm cooler then all of you! Hah! 

No no! I'm not contagious! 

When people find this shirt disturbing, March turns into the rabid squirrel and runs up their leg. 

Meh. Its a so-so day.

*screams* 

IM ON FIIIIIIIRE! 

Heh. a not so stealthy ninja. I think it may concern everyone else when she wears that. I think they're afraid she may not feel so stealthy and ruin the plan...but don't tell her that...!

Allrighty. Well thats about it. 

oh yes- 

Don't forget her frypan. 

I'll also be posting this on Bio-rama, for people who don't check this blog. 

A Small Detour.

HAPPY APRIL! 


All righty. Well, I will be taking a small detour from writing my current stories. Dont worry, I'll be going back to the skul-man fanfiction eventually. Quite frankly, im doing this because i have no idea where to go with it.

So, a detour will be made to help be brainstorm.

I'm going to be writing a Maximum Ride FanFiction, that Cirque De Birds thing.

I am also going to be writing ANOTHER Skulduggery FanFiction, because that series rocka my socks.

And, incase your wondering, my socks as of now are white and light pink. (I know some people wondered that! Its in the human nature!)

Okay. The Skulduggery fanfiction will be about...

An egg.

Yes, an egg. And no, you're not allowed to eat it.

It will also be featuring my new OC i have created. And i will NOT be posting the bio on Bio-rama. Well, maybe if you all ask really nicely and upload your fanfictions.

Ive been keeping an eye on some of your fanfictions in paticular...

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Ehem. Scuse me. I must be coming down with a cold.


AH! I ALMOST FORGOT! Who want's to be in the Skulduggery FanFiction? C'mon! I have spaces open...!


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