My Five Minutes Given

I am using these next five minutes of my life to hopefully get a point into someones head. Please forgive my temper.

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WHAT ARE YOU FRIGGEN THINKING???


What, in the name of sweet, SWEET SANITY, were you people thinking when you decide to speak aloud of PIPA, SOPA, and ACTA? 


ARE YOU NUTS? 


This effects you people too! 


BUT IT EFFECTS US MORE.


Yes. Us. The people. The people who got you IN THE POSITIONS YOU'RE IN TODAY, FRIGGEN GOVERNMENT!!!!!!!!!! SHOW A LITTLE COMPASION TO HUMANITY! YOU'RE GOING TO KILL THE INTERNET! DO THAT AND MIR MAY JUST DO THE SAME TO ALL THAT'S DEAR TO YOU, LEAVING YOU WALLOWING IN YOUR TEARS!!!!!!! 


WE CAN BRING YOU DOWN.


KEEP THAT IN MIND.


So what? I'm just some kid from Ohio. I could start by saying that there's a cop and a lawyer in my family...and I could reach you from there, because I'm an evil little genious. Yes, yes I am.


I'M COMING FOR YOU. AND YOUR LITTLE CREEPY DOCUMENTS, TOO.


What, are you just going to do this and hope that we'll be quiet? That because some people have no idea this is going on in the first place, they'll shut up? 


NO. BECAUSE THEY WEREN'T WARNED, THEY'RE GOING TO COME FOR YOU.  


THEY'LL BE ANGRY.


...Five minutes are up. And my pancakes are ready.

YOU'VE BEEN WANRED!!!