So, I was sitting in my room. On my bed. In front of the laptop.
When all of the sudden something bashed into my window, right besides me.
"AH!!! WHAT THE... WHAT?!" I jumped a foot. I leaned over to look...
...and a squirrel was there, fallen onto the roof... after having just smashed into my window, and nearly giving me a heart attack. I wouldn't have questioned a bird, but REALLY?!?! A SQUIRREL?!
I started screaming at it.
"WHAT THE HELL!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!! LUNATIC!!!!!!!!!!!"
And then I opened blogger and proceeded to write this post.
"GO SMASH INTO OTHER WINDOWS, FREAK!!!!"
EDIT: I just noticed that for this year, every month their have only been three blog posts. What's up with that?