Monday, May 16, 2011

Fletchers Presents.

The Skulduggery version of the post before this!

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On The twelve day of christmas, Fletcher gave to me-

12 Faceless Ones,
11 Tanith Swords,
10 Soul Catchers,
9 Fedora Hats,
8 Fists Of Fire,
7 Killer Beasts,
6 Revolver Bullets,
5 ELEMENTALS!
4 Hair Spray Cans,
3 Possessed People,
2 Black Cleavers,
And A Brand New Bently From Tv!

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Okay. Done. Finally.

Way to Go Fletch. You gave me twelve gods that will kill me, after slowly torturing me.
Whatever a 'Tanith Sword' is...
Woo Hoo. What every girl wants. 10 snow globes that will catch me evil spirits.
FEDORA HATS!
8 Fists of fire to protect me from the
seven killer beats you also got me!
I can also kill them with my six revolver bullets!
Haha. Everyone remember the four elementals. Sorry adept guy whos name I can't remember. You're a elemental to me now!
...eww. Fletchers hairspray cans.
OH MY GOD! WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU GET ME THREE REMNENT POSSESSED PEOPLE?!
Oh. two cleavers. MY BODY GUARDS! FIRST JOB, BEAT THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUTTA FLETCHER!
Now I shall make a quick getaway in this brilliant Bently car~

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ehem. If any of you have anything to add, feel free to say.

...hmm? why did I make this in the middle of May?

I had a rough day. Still havent properly eaten dinner.

So I sang~

6 comments:

  1. lol, this is hilarious!

    heh. Thanks Fletch...

    *schemes about what to give Fletcher*


    mwahahahaha.....


    >:)

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  2. HAHAHA! GREAT! LOVE IT! AND LOL TO NYX TOO! :D

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  3. This. Is. BRILLIANT! *gives Mar a standing ovation* Just one question, why didn't you make day two "Two skulls" mainly cuz Skul-man had a different skull from his own when the books first begin. XD

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  4. Well, it's only 220 days till Christmas Eve! :D

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