a big one at that.
Let me explain.
So, on my bus, there is a strange little boy child. He's in the same grade. He gets on my nerves so much, It worries me.
(as for the bus and my nerves in general, I should find a therapist)
So, little squeaky kid (nickname for him) was goofing around. He was listening to his ipod, jumping from seat to seat. He came to sit on the edge of MINE.
I shoved him a bit. He shushed me. So I stared at him with my WTH??!?! face.
Then, I saw a opening.
He was wearing a t-shirt, and his shoulders were kinda open at the top, on his collerbone. like...well, on TOP of his shoulders. If that makes any sense.
And I rememeber what I always do, that I take pride in.
I jabbed my finger in his pressure point.
He fell on the ground, wreathing and squealing.
I was GRINNING. HEH.
He was all like- "Oh my god! It hurts! Oh my god! Was that a preassure point?! Was it?!"
And I was all like- *nods*
and he was all like- "What the heck!"
and the boy across from me was all like- "Wow!" *laughs*
and squeaky kid was all like- "That was the first time anyone has ever preassure-pointed me! And it was done by a GIRL!"
and I was all like thinkin like- "SCORE ONE FOR MAR!"
and now you're all like- "QUIT IT WITH THE AND HE WAS ALL LIKE AND I WAS ALL LIKE!"
So, now, I have obtained a huge ego.
Because I am awesome like that.
now, i leave you with this picture.
And now you're all like- "OMG ITS DARQUESSE!"