Thursday, May 5, 2011

I now have A ego.

I now have a ego.

a big one at that.

Let me explain.

So, on my bus, there is a strange little boy child. He's in the same grade. He gets on my nerves so much, It worries me.

(as for the bus and my nerves in general, I should find a therapist)

So, little squeaky kid (nickname for him) was goofing around. He was listening to his ipod, jumping from seat to seat. He came to sit on the edge of MINE.

I shoved him a bit. He shushed me. So I stared at him with my WTH??!?! face.

Then, I saw a opening.

He was wearing a t-shirt, and his shoulders were kinda open at the top, on his collerbone. like...well, on TOP of his shoulders. If that makes any sense.

And I rememeber what I always do, that I take pride in.

I jabbed my finger in his pressure point.

He fell on the ground, wreathing and squealing.

I was GRINNING. HEH.

He was all like- "Oh my god! It hurts! Oh my god! Was that a preassure point?! Was it?!"

And I was all like- *nods*

and he was all like- "What the heck!"

and the boy across from me was all like- "Wow!" *laughs*

and squeaky kid was all like- "That was the first time anyone has ever preassure-pointed me! And it was done by a GIRL!"

and I was all like thinkin like- "SCORE ONE FOR MAR!"

and now you're all like- "QUIT IT WITH THE AND HE WAS ALL LIKE AND I WAS ALL LIKE!"

yeah.

So, now, I have obtained a huge ego.

Because I am awesome like that.

now, i leave you with this picture.


And now you're all like- "OMG ITS DARQUESSE!"


10 comments:

  1. LOL Mar!


    I hate the squeaky little kid so much...

    *shakes fist at the sky*

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  2. I several people on my bus who annoy me like that. Tell Mr. Squeaky that your friend has a valid job as a soul reaper and would be all to willing to bash his skull in. :D You sound ,like, exactly the same as Poland! (Heltalia reference XD)

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  3. OMG it's Darquesse!!!

    :)

    How did you guess my reaction? :D

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  4. Pic is amazing! And i have a kid like that in my class... Wish I could go Darquesse on his butt... Or do it Skulduggery style and just shoot the crap out of him *grins*

    I think everyone has a squeky little kid in their life

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  5. LoL xD
    Pressure points are a beautiful thing xP
    Except when they're used against you...
    Cypher: SPOCK GRIP! *Jabs me*
    Me: *Falls to ground writhing in agony*
    &Awesome picture :D

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  6. *jumps back*

    I did NOT draw this.

    Some brilliant genius did.

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  7. HAHAHA! GREAT MAR! :D and i LOVE the pic... *stares in awe*

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  8. That is so AWESOME, Mar!
    ~air-punches~

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  9. Oh me to, Lilith! That pic is awesome-sauce!!!

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