Mom: *yells from upstairs* breakfast is ready!
Me: woo hoo~ eggs.
*moi gets up to walk downstairs*
*steps on something pointy and sharp*
*jumps back and falls on butt*
ow ow ow ow OW!
*looks at bottom of foot, expecting something deadly sharp*
*sees pencil led injected into foot*
*quickly pulls the led out, wincing*
*screams to mom*
DEADLY PENCIL LED!
Mom: ah! Is that a new idea for a story?
Me: *walks upstairs* n-no, I just stepped on a piece of pencil led.
Mom: oh... *confused expression*
Yes. True story.
*looks at foot*
I can still see the path it poked.
...oh look. it bleeding a bit now.
note to self: CLEAN UP PENCIL LED!