Mom: *yells from upstairs* breakfast is ready!
Me: woo hoo~ eggs.
*moi gets up to walk downstairs*
*steps on something pointy and sharp*
*jumps back and falls on butt*
ow ow ow ow OW!
*looks at bottom of foot, expecting something deadly sharp*
*sees pencil led injected into foot*
*eyes widen*
...eh...?
*quickly pulls the led out, wincing*
*screams to mom*
DEADLY PENCIL LED!
Mom: ah! Is that a new idea for a story?
Me: *walks upstairs* n-no, I just stepped on a piece of pencil led.
Mom: oh... *confused expression*
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Yes. True story.
*looks at foot*
I can still see the path it poked.
...oh look. it bleeding a bit now.
note to self: CLEAN UP PENCIL LED!
I did that to myself once, but it was my hand that got it... DX
ReplyDelete... i am a bit cunfuzzled...
ReplyDeleteCURSE PENCIL LEAD TO THE FIERY PITS OF HELL!
*dances around a huge bonfire of burning pencils*
*starts chanting evil evil curses to the pencils*
*stops suddenly*
*remembers the time when the other girls had danced around fire of bras*
*shudders*
... anyways, just avoid all pencils from now on! i only use pens, cause pens are darker... and that info was completely irrelevant... YAY! :D
I poked myself in the arm with pencil led once..
ReplyDeletelol, i once stepped on a pencil!
ReplyDelete*peers at her foot*
I think some of it is still in there...
*dies of lead poisoning*
XP
Ooooo! That had to HURT!
ReplyDeleteOne time I got the round part of a needle stuck in my foot! Like, NOT the sharp part! And it took forever to get it out 'cause their fingers just kept sliding off it when they tried to pull it out!
~grimaces at the memory~